What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I don't drink

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?

Me : No

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : I'm 24.

Is it better for 2nd generation Western Muslims to marry someone from their parents' country or a western Muslim who was born and raised in the West?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : Sure.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

He : Tea ?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

What does "feeling like your life is over" mean and why is it not in any dictionary online?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Are you already having anal sex?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : Thank you.

He : Then let's have some coffee